Sunday, July 16, 2006

Default Tech Blog Template

"[Insert name of something here] is new, it's the new new thing, the new paradigm shift, the long-tail, the Singularity progressive-enhancement grassroots Cluetrain power-ride [insert the usual statement of how everyone else just doesn't get it]. Why of all my Sillycon Valley friends are doing this (and holding parties), jump aboard the new [Insert paragraphs and paragraphs of Web 2.0 buzzwords] and then [Insert more statements of how everyone else just doesn't get it] followed by [Insert statements from hip marketers and A-List bloggers who DO get it].

When I first started this there were only [insert some random number] and now, yes now, there are [insert some random eyeballs'ish number]. It's a global revolution I tell you. Out with old, in with the new new new. What about [insert examples that are obvious here]? Why this and that [insert technology trend that took off] was once like this new trend, so get in on the ground floor baby, ground floor. [Insert yet more statements of how everyone else just doesn't get it].

I don't care about [insert low marketshare number], I care about the quality of the people listening [insert name-drops serious]. But now that it's getting some backing [insert good marketshare number] this only proves that I was right all along. Nah nah nah. [Insert yet more and more statements of how everyone else just doesn't get it].

[Rinse, lather, repeat]